Sit attop a public mailbox or on a bench and whenever someone passes say things like "You'll never get me treasure" in a pirate accent. (Provided by Maven)
Whenever someone mentions a Harry Potter book or movie you say, "Isn't that the one where he dies?" (Provided by Maven)
The Faux Cult: Everyone in a large group of like 6 to 10 people all sit in a circle and chant some odd phrase such as "Agua Sanfa" or "Carpe Werwe" over and over. (Provided by Maven)
Ask random people on the street if they would like to join your group hug for the Give-Me-Money Foundation. (Provided by Maven)
Take the clear CD on the bottom of a stack of blank CDs and tell people that it is a Dave Matthews Band album called "Clearer than Water." (Provided by Maven)
Get some girls to stand by a nearby wall with a napkin that says 50 cents on it and see what happens. (Provided by Kat)
Yell out common names like John or Bob into a crowd and see who turns around. (Provided by Kat)
Obstruct the a walkway with a bunch of people holding hands standing in a line perpedicular to the walkway. (Provided by Kat)
Have a group of people run up and down the street yelling that pixies are taking over the world. This will disturb most people. (Provided by Maven)
Get fake blood packets and have a fake fight in the middle of the sidewalk. (Provided by Maxx)
Sit and watch people walk by while eating popcorn and always make sure to boo people you think look weird. (Provided by Maxx)
Take a giant brand of some food chain's wrapper and hold it up in one of their competitor's stores. For example: take a Caribou Coffee cup and sipp it loudly in Starbucks. (Provided by Maxx)
Right the word "Ticket" on pieces of paper and stick them under the winshield wiper blades on fancy cars. (Provided by Maven)
Go up to random people and and say "I'm foreign" in a funny accent. (Provided by Maven)
Go into a fancy restaurant and reserve a table for eight with a fake name and then just don't go. (Provided by Maxx)
Tell people on the street that you'll pay them to do the magical dance of the unicorn with you. (Provided by Maven)
Hand out pieces of paper on the street that say voucher and ttell people that they can trade it for whatever you want in any store. (Provided by Maxx)
Pretty Racist: Yell out things like "there's a mexican seenking across the border" in a crowd. (Provided by Non-Member)
Ask children or even adults if they want some of your candy on the street. (Provided by Maven)
Put the wet floor sign on the carpeted area at stores where they display it. (Provided by Maven)
Get a group of people together and on someone's signal have everyone point up at the sky and shout phrases like "Oh my god, it's coming right for us!" (Provided by Majin Butter)
Drop like 40-50 washers out of your hands on the gound all over the place and then tell people that it is a free for all and then dive on the pile of discarded washers. (Provided by Maven)
Pretend you have a tiny man standing on your palm and go into Shoe stores asking for "tiny laces for My friend George." (Provided by Colonel)
Tell people you have just discovered a new elment "Hydrogen" (Provided by Colonel)
Go up to random folks and ask if they would like to buy shares in "Faketron Technologies" (Provided by Colonel)
Dress up like a Puratin and go into "Pea in The Pod" clothing store for pregnant women and claim call all the women shopping "wicked fornicators" (Provided by Colonel)
Go into a travle agency and claim you are of "the Hanovarian dynasty" and ask them if ou could have passage back to Germany to claim the throne form an evil dicator who has taken control of our people, Say: "The great oppressors'name is Walt Disney' hater of the peon and minion of Satan" (Provided by Colonel)
Go into a sports store and tell them you are visiting Machu Pechu and you are lookind for a good decapitation devices for when you play in the ball court. (Provided by Colonel)
Pretend to be homeless and sceam hateful things about John Engler. (Provided by Colonel)
Ask people in a bathroom stall next to you if they're okay just before you leave. (Provided by "Non-Member")
Throw toilet paper over the stall walls in a bathroom and say, "Whoops! Getting a little rough over here." (Provided by "Non-Member")
Ring a huge houses doorbell and ask the person if they want to buy a used mobile home. (Provided by "Non-Member")
Walk through the pet isle with a bag that says rat poison on it in big bold letters. (Provided by "Non-Member")
Walk into a pet store's fish department with a fishing pole and a net and ask it the store is self-serve. (Provided by "Non-member")
Stand at the glass of the bakery and stick out your tongue and chew with effection as though u were eating some pie. )Provided by "Non-Member")
Go to the clothes department and Marshall Fields and hop back and forth through the clothes racks humming the mission impossible theme. (Provided by "Non-Member")
Go up to some random person and ask them if they think you're ugly. (Provided by Other)
Warning: if you attepmt any of these and injure yourself or others, we are not responsible.
